If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

makes me wonder how does that work out for twins

durianseeds:

durianseeds:

I had my headphones in while waiting for the bus and I assumed I was alone so I let out a huge fart and laughed to myself, only to turn around and realize there’s a couple standing just a few feet behind me. WHY DOES LIFE HATE ME

They also shuffled a step backwards when I made eye contact with them and it was probably the most uncomfortable moment of my life.